Five Star General

Someone who has had homosexual sex with a member from all five branches of the US Military. Can be all at once or individually.
The homosexual equivalent of The Pentagon

"he's been hanging out at all the military bars, lately. He's going to become a Five Star General pretty soon"

by TimmaC10 December 14, 2020

Five Guys Cigarettes

A fast food outlet where the manager is shopping pot out the back.

I'm not buying legally, I'm off down to Five Guys to get me some Five Guys cigarettes.

by CaliAngel March 31, 2018

Five-foot Midget

Anyone that is particularly short. So short that they can't realistically fuck anyone up that is of respectable height. These people are typically wimps.

Man, Brandon Ektabani is five-foot midget.

by hiaatus February 09, 2013

T-fived

To f**k something up.

A friend's son failed his first driving test yesterday. He told his parents he had 'T-fived'.

by Mr Jack April 01, 2008

Negative Five

In reference to the binary scale of judging women, a negative five is a woman so so ugly that she should not be allowed to reproduce.

HOLY SHIT! Dude, did you see that negative five over at Five Guys?

by Aviel October 25, 2007

yeti high five

An orgy involving at least two women with hairy legs.

Winter in the Klondike is a perfect time for dinner with friends and a Yeti High Five.

by twinklechild November 10, 2013

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Has Intelligence Quotient Of Five Hundred

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Has Intelligence Quotient Of Five Hundred

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Has Intelligence Quotient Of Five Hundred

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025