Get the hot tea first sis, then vouch

The phrase used when telling someone they need to get the juicy info before they get a vouch on MCM

"Get the hot tea first sis, then vouch" I say to Salesians

by EdenXera December 27, 2017

Antonio Amado Sánchez Grandal: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Antonio Amado Sánchez Grandal: The First Juvenile Release

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Sal PA Fuera: The First Juveniles Releas For Miscreants

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sal PA Fuera: The First Juveniles Releas For Miscreants

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Angel Jose Robles Is Going To Legally Change The Legal First From "'Angel'" To "'Hellstrom'"

Angel Jose Robles Is Going To Legally Change The Legal First From "'Angel'" To "'Hellstrom'"

Angel Jose Robles Is Going To Legally Change The Legal First From "'Angel'" To "'Hellstrom'"

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

First Responder Moment

A First Responder Moment is when a first responder addresses a traumatic situation humorously by saying something even more messed up, only to realize it was just their real mental state slipping through that they've been trying to ignore.

Officer 1: Hey man, that body is still somebody's son, wouldn't you feel bad if somebody said that about your family?
Officer 2: Eh, well, womp womp, I don't really feel much of anything anymore.... Oh shit, I just had a First Responder Moment

by Drella_Fella September 6, 2025

First World Charity

Acts of generosity from living in a wealthy, industrialized nation that third worlders would probably roll their eyes at.

B: "My gastroenterologist brother-in-law wrote off his car in a crash, and has to wait 6 months for a Tesla! I felt sorry for him so I gave him my order and now he only has to wait 3 months."
Y: "That's first world charity"

by Sun-Cheung Nguyen June 20, 2022