Fake News

Fake news is actually real news. We just have to change the meaning of 'fake'. If an orange dumb big guy says 'fake news', you have to pretend he means 'real news'. If we don't do that, there's gonna be a day we gonna believe that oil good is against headache.

'The earth is getting warm.'
'Fake news. Look, it's snowing in New York.'

by 512 GB April 25, 2020

Fake news

When a 6 foot 5 man with grey blue eyes named George makes inaccurate comments and statements that he believes or tries to persuade are true but are in reality fake af. Or when said man tries to gaslight his girlfriend into thinking she’s making inaccurate statements or comments.

Fake news is associated with www.fakenews.George.usa.com

Honey how do you manage to be the sexiest man in the universe?

Babe you can’t say that it’s fake news

No it isn’t (shares UD definition of sexiest man in the universe)

by The universe_actually August 9, 2025

No faking

to agree with something or someone

zay: this groupchat dry asl
dee: no faking

by lowwkeedee June 30, 2024

Fake smile

A fake smile is the most giga chad move when somebody starts shit up with you for the stupidest reasons

Some short hoe: *in a jeering voice* Hey dumbass, you parked your car in the wrong spot!
Me: *instead of wasting my time explaining why I parked there, I give a fake smile and walk away*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 23, 2022

Fake

the act of being fake: when someone is really nice to you and acts like your friend around you but goes off and talks shit about you to other people or makes rude comments behind your back. watch out for fake people, they are insecure and try to bring down others to make them feel better about themselves. it's basically bullying

nora is so fake to katie, she was talking shit about her to her boyfriend.

by I hate everyone098765 June 1, 2017

Fake Fan

Aaron doubting Sarah's love for superheros

Super hot blonde " I have the same outfit"

Not as hot blonde " B******t"

Super hot blonde " Fake fan over here"

by Chickenhead27 September 17, 2021

Fake Feint

To be born female, transition to male and becoming a femboy.

Matias: Wow, this femboy is so sexy! I wonder how does he hides his D
Jessica: Oh no, he doesn't have a penis.
Matias: So it's a girl?
Jessica: No, he did a Fake Feint

by Demimimi June 26, 2023