Jaidens Duck Day

The Day Jaidens Pet Duck Died To Him Kicking It

Hey did you know its jaidens duck day lets honor that.

by TheDictionaryMan(NotEnder) May 3, 2023

Wanking like a duck

Wanking like a duck is a common pun involving the resemblance between the pronunciation of the word "wank" and the cry of a duck.
It means that someone often speaks with a nasal voice.

- Where's my cow? (in a redneck manner)
- Hey man, stop wanking like a duck!

by tbop January 10, 2011

argentine ruddy duck

A duck with a 9-17 inch (22cm to 43cm) explosive corkscrew penis with barbs on it.

When I grow up, I want to be an Argentine Ruddy Duck!

by abcdefghijklmonpqrstuvwxyz June 1, 2014

tuck your duck

Watch your girl, put her under your wing, I’m gonna steal yo bitch

Hey buddy tuck your duck!
Guy: huh?
You: I’ma steal yo bitch if you don’t keep watching her

by Bocephus July 28, 2021

feeding his duck

Giving him a hand-job, jacking him off, manually stimulating him

On their first date, she ended up feeding his duck.

by I<3UrbanDictionary March 10, 2010

down duck link

n: trash, garbage, rubbish, only one distrted object to the blasphemy

A: i will do this
B: no, dont be a down duck link

by j4s0n_T0dd March 29, 2023

Rubber Duck

1) A guy that puts on a condom before sex while riding on top of a train that is moving through a low clearing. He must use a "rubber", and he must "duck" in order to stay safe.

"I wish Ezekial wasn't such a pussy. He never takes unnecessary risks, and on our way to Florida he insisted on being a rubber duck. At least he kept his heads safe."

by ThatGuyWhoWroteSomething October 21, 2009