shoot one's cookies

(variants: toss or lose may replace shoot, breakfast, lunch, dinner, or supper may replace cookies)

to vomit

I'm so sick, I feel like I might shoot my cookies.

by Light Joker April 15, 2005

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Cookie dough christening

When one puts cookie dough on another's stomach and eats or licks it off.

Andrew: Hey Billybob what did you do with Judy last night.
Billybob: Well we made out for a bit and then i gave her a Cookie dough christening.
Andrew: Was it fat free?

by Paul Redfern January 1, 2009

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you want a cookie

response to an individual who keeps talking about irrelevant details.

Max: check out this article about arabica coffee beans
Yon: cool, Ethiopia is one of the major exporters of that crop
Max: well, Ethiopia sucks, and by 2016 they will no longer be the top exporter
Yon: You want a cookie?

by hatersgonnahateonmeerryday March 23, 2012

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girl scout cookie

You go up to a girl's door(a complete stranger) and ring the doorbell. when she answers, you ask in a high voice "wanna buy some cookies?" she then invites you in and you proceded to fuck her in the asshole.

I went to this bitch margie's house and gave her the most chocolate-y girl scout cookie ever.

by adam brenner January 10, 2006

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