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Ass-bucket

Worse than a you-boy. Worthless, unreliable and a liability. A member of the community that should be avoided.
A dude is a good worker- dependable, strong and reliable. A you-boy is less dependable but still strong and able. However an ass-bucket is worthless and unwanted.
by Indigowashere December 8, 2025
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bucket fund

A primitive version of what today would most likely be a "mutual fund" or similar instrument.

The origins of the term date to the stock market bubble of the Roaring Twenties, where at the peak of the frenzy individual speculators were offering just short of "$600 for radio" - in this case, not an actual AM radio receiver, but one share of stock in RCA, which was being hyped in those days as vociferously as Internet-related stocks at the turn of the millennium. A share valued at $1 or $1.50 less than a decade ago went for the equivalent of $568 before a 1:5 stock split; aviation stocks were similarly overpriced.

That was a lot of money in those days, so those who couldn't afford to buy a stock directly would collectively buy into a bucket fund and the bucket fund would buy the stock, hold it briefly, then sell it to repay the individual speculators.

Eventually the bubble burst and everyone lost their shirt.
It seems that everyone these days is peddling mutual funds, exchange traded funds, funds, funds, funds. Banks, trust companies, credit unions, insurance companies... all are getting on the bandwagon and unleashing their most voracious commission salespeople. No wonder, though, as the various inscrutable offerings are a nightmare of fees - front-end loads, back-end loads, management expense ratios - to the point where the modern equivalent to a bucket fund is a leaky bucket where 2% of your life slavings may well be gone every year just in fees. Over a quarter century, that might add up to half your capital.

So basically, the leaky bucket fund with its active management has to outperform the market by 2% annually every darned year just to cover all of the bull-shovel fees. Not all of them do. It's a little like a stockbroker proudly pointing out his shiny new boat at the marina only to be asked "but where are the customer's yachts?"
by bitchuck December 15, 2025
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Louisiana chum bucket

When a guy shits in a bucket, then a cow pisses in it then he mixes it with his dick and then feeds it to the girl
I used the Louisiana chum bucket on my sister when we were on the farm.
by Yourdaddygay January 8, 2026
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Dutch Bucket

An upturned rocker cover particularly of the WL20 engine, being utilised to hold crap.
by Indall March 22, 2025
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Bucket

A bucket (in the context of homestuck) is an object that carries "genetic material" (a.k.a: cum)
by wrenn / gamzee / flynn June 21, 2023
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female bucket

Yk kb ? Yea that girl is a female bucket
by Pointmetothesluts June 23, 2023
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Bucket Excuse

An excuse that has been used so many times that nobody believes it anymore. It's no good, so you throw it in the bucket with all the other worn-out excuses.
Parent: Have you done your homework yet?
Kid: I can't find it. It must have fallen out of my backpack.
Parent: That's the third time you've used that excuse! Throw that bucket excuse in the bucket and get your homework out!
by BlahBlehBloop February 25, 2023
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