Box of Pineapples

A term of comparison or description of a person or group who appear(s) to be largely unqualified for the task they are preforming.

You'd be better off to replace the bean counters with a well trained box of pineapples and some slide rules.

I sent a box of pineapples to the supply closet half an hour ago and they just came back with a mop. We have carpeted floors.

The IT team is basically a box of pineapples with opposable thumbs and a knack for losing passwords.

by Frank Shelly November 26, 2018

Diddle box

The erotic region between a female's legs. Otherwise known as the "pleasure palace".

"My boy was trying to gain access to Amber's diddle box, but she declined - so he threw her out of his car."

by petey pablo21 August 2, 2017

comet box

A box full of dildos that are excessively large.

yo dude your mom has a comet box.

by suhhbreh August 20, 2017

bleeder box

A bleeding vagina, or a mans stretched rectum... especially those named Robert Jarvis Jesse Widvey

Dude Robs acting like a damn bleeder box..

My bleeder box is leaking..

by SSgt Cocky October 28, 2018

Spam box

A term used to describe some one that's full of shit that no one is interested in.

Who the fuck wants to hear about his envelope collection. Leanord is some spam box.

by langer03 November 9, 2018

A box of diabetes

What cops eat on a daily basis

"Dude, I saw this officer eat like three boxes of diabetes"

A box of diabetes- A box of donuts dumb ass

by GayayayayayaYayafuckme January 10, 2019

Box Doc

A gynecologist. A doctor who specializes in women's health.

Carol is out of action for a while. She went to the box doc and he says she has an infection and can't have sex until it's cleared up.

by Frank54 July 4, 2018