"i've been hooking up with that girl from the sub shop."
"right on, definitely."
three days later....
"you hooked up with that girl from the sub shop? that was my girl, you jitt bag!"
"right on, definitely."
three days later....
"you hooked up with that girl from the sub shop? that was my girl, you jitt bag!"
by justymac August 25, 2008
Get the jitt bagmug. Noun.
An older woman's breasts which still have breast implants, and it is obvious that they are there, because the breasts would have naturally deteriorated by now.
An older woman's breasts which still have breast implants, and it is obvious that they are there, because the breasts would have naturally deteriorated by now.
by iRideDragons June 2, 2012
Get the Lag Bagsmug. A word said when one starts to say douche bag but decides mid-word that it would be innapropriate for his surroundings so he tries to say d-bag instead. It can also be used when someone feels the word douche is too harsh, yet has already started to say it.
Forrest sits at lunch as a teacher walks past the other side of the table. "Lauren, stop calling Tim a walking joke, you're such a doo-bag" (forrest tries to stop "douche" midword and replace it with "d", but is too far through "douche" and doo-bag comes out)
by forrestgumpiii July 30, 2011
Get the Doo-bagmug. by Tilalovessalchichas November 13, 2011
Get the Douche bagmug. a vagina cleaner, a jerk, jackass, idiot, mean person, asshole, ass whipe, retard, fucktard, dick, dickhead, assjack, anal hole, anus hole, well...you get the point. Anyone who is mean is a douche bag.....
The douche doesn't fall far from the tree.
Guy: Im breaking up with you.
Girl: Your such a fucking douche bag!
Guy: Thanks, i love cleaning vaginas.
Guy: Im breaking up with you.
Girl: Your such a fucking douche bag!
Guy: Thanks, i love cleaning vaginas.
by kath14<3 September 8, 2010
Get the douche bagmug. T-bagging is an ancient ritual that originated on the Xbox exclusive title Halo. Tea-bagging is a term that refers to the action of repeatedly pressing the crouch button on the bodies of your dead enemies (or teammates depending on the situation) to mimic the action of rubbing your balls on their face. The goal of T-bagging is usually to entice anger and frustration in the victim in the hopes that they play worse and make mistakes. T-bagging can also be used as a friendly gesture, when T-bagging an alive opponent you symbolize peace and friendship and if the other player returns your T-bag, an unbreakable bond of ball bouncing brotherhood has been formed.
Person one: you’re just gonna let Michael T-bag you like that? The disrespect
Person two: nah imma get his ass back
Person three: He still T-bagging you
Person two: nah imma get his ass back
Person three: He still T-bagging you
by Professional bagger October 25, 2023
Get the T-baggingmug. by THE SASSIFIER June 15, 2016
Get the Medicine Bagmug.