Burger music is another term for “coworker music”. Basically the type of music that you’d be hearing while working at a Burger King, you’re trying to close up, and the corny ass music your 35 year old, “go woke, go broke” coworker keeps blasting out of his shitty JBL speaker is triggering your fight or flight response.
Examples of burger music: Dax, Tom MacDonald, Eminem (post Recovery era), AJR, Falling In Reverse, Imagine Dragons, Jelly Roll, Aaron Lewis, Machine Gun Kelly, Kid Rock, and Slaughter to Prevail.
Examples of burger music: Dax, Tom MacDonald, Eminem (post Recovery era), AJR, Falling In Reverse, Imagine Dragons, Jelly Roll, Aaron Lewis, Machine Gun Kelly, Kid Rock, and Slaughter to Prevail.
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Friend 1: He's just so mean
Friend 2: What a weak old veggie burger!
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