The act of a naked man slowly getting up off his leather sofa and gently peeling his sweaty scrotum from the said sofa.
by The Burgo of Torquay July 31, 2012
Get the Bag Peel mug.1) A person who uses Zoom meetings to escape their usual duties around the house, trying to cover for their general laziness by claiming fake Zoom meetings (aka' Douche Bag' before the Covid days)
2) Taking a picture of your hairy nuts, and than Zoom-bombing a room with it, setting that picture as your background and covering your webcam. The picture of your nuts is the 'Zoom Bag'. Similar to tea bagging, just in the virtual realm.
2) Taking a picture of your hairy nuts, and than Zoom-bombing a room with it, setting that picture as your background and covering your webcam. The picture of your nuts is the 'Zoom Bag'. Similar to tea bagging, just in the virtual realm.
1) Honey, I can't leave my basement office bunker now, you'll have to feed our toddler and give him a bath. I know it's unusual, but I have a work Zoom from 6pm-9pm today. It sucks, I know. Please try to understand... (while I take a nice nap on the basement couch). ZOOM BAG!
2) Hi everyone, here's my nuts in Zoom. How y'all like that? Eat that Zoom Bag!
2) Hi everyone, here's my nuts in Zoom. How y'all like that? Eat that Zoom Bag!
by drunk dude 69 May 15, 2020
Get the Zoom Bag mug.When a sexual partner faces you, wraps their legs around your head where the middle of their crotch meets, and they hang from you while you eat out their anus in a feedbag manner.
by guccibird October 6, 2018
Get the Bag of Oats mug.A girl that has had sex so many times that for the man to get any feeling during sex he has to manually hold her pussy flaps against his shaft while penetrating her.
by Luggage.papa June 13, 2018
Get the Luggage Bag mug.When a super medic-student, also known as a Britton, tells a medical provider to perform a basic and routine procedure known to all EMTs as setting up a line into a bag of saline. Also known as stroking a special needs man's ball sack.
The ambulance crew is with a patient and Britton yells to the EMT to spike a bag STAT!
Hey buddy, looks like you have some pressure built up in your groin area. Do you need me to spike a bag?
Hey buddy, looks like you have some pressure built up in your groin area. Do you need me to spike a bag?
by Fire midget September 30, 2013
Get the spike a bag mug.somebody tells a joke about smith. smith gets mad, and pouts alot. this is called being a smith bag or smiffy.
by soul plane August 26, 2009
Get the smith bag mug.by Magneto_1970 December 16, 2010
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