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Pig Shiggy

"Pig Shiggy yourself in a boat on the river"
by WOOKIEE110 August 21, 2008
mugGet the Pig Shiggymug.

Fuck a pig with a stick

A strong exclamation, usually proclaiming dismay over an awkward or unpleasant situation (i.e. getting your car jacked or losing your credit card)
The police are on the way? Oh, fuck a pig with a stick!
by Mister Man the Guy September 21, 2004
mugGet the Fuck a pig with a stickmug.

Pig Headed Jerk

a stubborn, unreasonable person
unwilling to listen to the other side
I've given up trying to explain it to him. He's a pig headed jerk.
by Sparky99 November 15, 2007
mugGet the Pig Headed Jerkmug.

Guatemalan Guinea Pig

Find a partner with a raging bush, then perform anal sex. When your almost at climax pull out and have your partner poop a large plump turd. Ejaculate on the plump log to create the glue, then shave your partners bush onto it giving the appearance of a guinea pig. Now you have a pet you can kick around and enjoy.
Dude I was with some fat bitch the other night and we did a Guatemalan Guinea Pig so after sex we played around with it for hours...then we danced.
by Big Randall February 21, 2011
mugGet the Guatemalan Guinea Pigmug.

Pig Flu Panic

1 media hype surrounding the great Swine Flu of '09.

2 eponymous first album of the yet to be formed punk rock band, Pig Flu Panic (PFP).

Etymology: modern English; first used in the New York Post front page headline April 26, 2009.
A: Shit, man, I'm going to start wearing a mask because of this pigfluenza shit!
B: You're such a sheep, dude, don't buy into pig flu panic.

A: Dude, have heard PFP's new album?
B: Yeah, man, they fucking sold out!
by charlesmartel April 27, 2009
mugGet the Pig Flu Panicmug.

money hungry pig

A derogatory term for an individual who values money so much that he or she will overstep ethical boundaries to obtain it.
by Butthole Bob July 24, 2008
mugGet the money hungry pigmug.

pigs don't fly

a phrase meaning "normal" and "civilized" (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts admonishing him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?
by Sexydimma December 22, 2012
mugGet the pigs don't flymug.

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