Dick tickling

An absolute waste of time for everyone involved , except that jackass guy yr waiting for.. a good catch-all term for whatever moronic shit he got into left unsupervised for too long..

Sarah : " Fuckin a... We've been waiting in this abandoned asylum for 2 hours ... When is Steve-Dave coming with those drugs!"

Dale : " He just text for the third time that he's 10 minutes away but that's impossible. I don't think he has it and he's just out there driving around on an ass hat dick tickling adventure till he thinks of bull shit reason our money is gone.."

by TeamDykeSquad January 15, 2022

Quinn dick

To have a small or petite penis but still sport average testicles

When he took his panties off his Quinn dick was barely noticeable in the large barely trimmed bush

by anonymous December 8, 2022

skittle dick

A tiny tiny willy on a lanky male.

Person 1: Hey look alex has a tiny winky
Person 2: Haha skittle dick!!

by SkittleDickDaggler June 4, 2024

Dick slacker

One who slacks at giving or taking dick.

My boyfriend is such a dick slacker, he's horrible in bed.

by Mikey1985 April 23, 2018

national suck dick day

today is national suck dick day 😉 #letmesuckyourdick. (if you have a gf we can do it as friends tho) 🍆♥️

person 1 (hey its national suck dick day)
person 2 (yeah sure i have a gf tho)
person 1 (it dont matter its national suck dick day)
😉😉😉😉

by stargirl 💫 April 3, 2023

Urban Dick

(noun) Someone who primarily posts sexual slang on Urban Dictionary.

“Are you an Urban Dick?”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

A dick jerk reaction

When someone or something causes you to want to suddenly masterbate

Hey Ashley that dress your Wearing is giving me a dick jerk reaction.

Hey look at that chick over there she's so hot it's giving me a dick jerk reaction

by Scumbag33 February 17, 2025