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National Scumbag Day

June 6th is national scumbag day. Hey boys wanna booze and celebrate national scumbag day on June 6th it’ll be blem. Don’t forget we have to gas kich as he is the biggest scum!
Wow I’m excited for national scumbag day!
by Vickaz April 23, 2021
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panjama day

Last day of the week before a holiday, where only the truly committed, attractive employees are still in the office. They are rewarded with fun activities and extra casual dress, normally pajamas are acceptable.
Employee: Can't believe we're going to be the only people in the office tomorrow.
Employee 2: Yeah, it would be nice to have the time off, but at least we get a panjama day.
Employee: Oh snap! That's right. Kinect adventures and sweatpants will make for an amazing last day of work before our long weekend.
by The Anvil Insider December 31, 2011
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National Kiss Thomas Ross Day

A holiday on Febuary 21st celebrated all over the world to kiss Thomas Ross. The “term” Kiss can also fall into the “blowjob” and “give anal” category.
Girl 1: it’s National Kiss Thomas Ross Day!

Girl 2: Thomas fuck me hard!

Thomas Ross: shut up you hoes I’m playing some fucking Skyrim.
by pythona February 6, 2018
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national jail break day

on august 25 prisons are forced to allow all of the prisoners out or else sonic will hunt them down.
virgin police officer: did you hear its national jail break day?
virgin police officer #2: yeah, time to let out these prisoners
chad prisoner: im going to fuck your mom
by anounymous source heheeh August 25, 2021
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National Ignore Your Partner Day

Ignore your boyfriend/girlfriend all day without consequence
Tom: Hey, how are you?
Alisa: (says nothing)
Tom: Why are you ignoring me?
Alisa: Because it's National Ignore Your Partner Day.
by grayisthegoat June 7, 2024
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Melissa Day

This is the day that celebrates Melissa she is a honor student and is a D1 player and is one of the best Melissa’s the exist on earth
OMG!! Today is Melissa Day
by Melissa2.0 May 31, 2024
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National Roblox T-shirt Day

Hey, did you know December 14 is National Roblox T-shirt Day.
by bragkage December 13, 2021
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