One of the most disgusting sexuall techniques to ever been discovered. Invloves horses, chickens and a lamb which will be sacrificed while the horse fucks the participant. The chicken is only used to put a gaspump in its anus and leave the compressor going until explodes this conides the ritual.
An italian name was chosen for this practice because italians are lowlifes and it mirrors their culture the best.
An italian name was chosen for this practice because italians are lowlifes and it mirrors their culture the best.
by MassiveDickBoy July 29, 2021
To have intercourse with another man while playing Jenga with bricks and smoking a fat doob soaked in semen
by Anoos September 05, 2021
When a hot busty blond girl lets you fuck her on a school desk while you listen to shit austrian music. And at the moment that you cum your whole life flashes before your eyes und you wake up in an unrealistic dream world full of hot busty blond teachers (You are going to fuck all of them).
by 6ix9ine1234 April 28, 2023
The act of sewing your ass cheeks onto an unsuspecting friend, drinking lots of dairy products while fully knowing you're lactose intolerant, then proceed to Diarrhea inside their mouth.
by DA Big curly July 18, 2024
The act of sewing your Dirty Crusty Asshole onto your unsuspecting friend, Then proceed to drink/eat lots of dairy products while knowing your lactose intolerant. Then proceed to shit all down their throat.
by DA Big curly July 18, 2024
The act of sewing your ass cheeks onto an unsuspecting friend, drinking lots of dairy products while fully knowing you're lactose intolerant, then proceed to Diarrhea inside their mouth.
by DA Big curly July 18, 2024
I was in a rush getting out of the house yesterday but I was starving, horny and had to take a big wet shit so I asked her for a quick Dirty Texan for the sake of time.
by phiish_stiicks May 12, 2023