National No Water Day

A day where no one can drink water at all

Hey can I go get a drink of water?

Teacher: No it's national no water day...

by Houdini TRLL May 30, 2017

National Beat a furry day

Every year on November 27th, you can beat a furry up (But not kill) without any consequences.

You may use any weapon you would like besides a firearm.

You do not have to pay medical bills.

I can't wait for National Beat a furry day! I'm going to have so much fun!

National beat a Furry Day means it is the 27th of November of any year and you can beat up a furry without paying medical bills or anything!

by PloxVR Youtube November 13, 2023

National Tape Dispenser Day

Tape Dispenser get used rarely and then forgotten about until needed again. We as a society under appreciate them. So November 23rd is National Tape Dispenser day in honor of all tape dispensers big and small.

“Yo did you know that it’s National Tape Dispenser Day??”

by mehmehdoggie November 23, 2023

Bestfriend cream day

Its just like every other monday except it only happens on mondays and the only way you're allowed to cheer uo is to have sex with your bestfriend.

Happy bestfriend cream day!!

by Watermelonbitches May 29, 2021

National Weightlifting Day

On September 23, everyone who loves weightlifting, will workout their arms and biceps.

National Weightlifting Day is the day of biceps and arms lifting.

by LouisVuitton7120 September 21, 2021

taylor merchandise day

august 1st means the song 'august' which means someone has to buy you at least 2 items of taylor swift merchandise

'What day is it?'
'August 1st.'
'Oh, it's taylor merchandise day, you have to buy me taylor merch now!"

by taylorswiftenthusiest July 27, 2021

National make out day

National make out day October 4th 😌🤚🏼 Get your ass ready 😏 make out with anyone

Girl: omgggg!!! Is national make out day bsf

Bsf: omggg trueee!! Soo are u gonna make out today with Oscar ? 😏
Girl: omgg shhh 🤫 is a secret

by Freaky.bitch12 October 3, 2020