Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick

if you eat shrimp noodles you 100% of the time have a shrimp dick

Girl: You eat shrimp noodles?

Boy: Yes? Why?

Girl: LMAOOOO HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE A SHRIMP DICK!!! Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick

by YourLocalDoorKnobber69 August 13, 2022

ladder of dicks

To achieve career ambition, one often has to climb the corporate ladder, or the'ladder of dicks', wanking off every rung as you climb, tasting the pearls of success.
The phrase derives from the french 'La L'addere au phallu' and was widely referenced in french aristocratic circles during the period of the french revolution (1789-1799) when it was necessary to protect ones family by wanking off the guillotinere while climbing the scaffold to avoid certain excution.

Andreas: oh man today was so full on
Phil: how so?
Andreas: I had to submit all the shit today and buy the boss a beer

Phil: ahh I see, so your climbing the ladder of dicks I see, soon you'll have a pearly white corporate smile like the rest of them.

by 3Dolphins February 23, 2018

Fortnite Dick

What anyone with a fortnite obsession sucks

Fortnite Noob: I will suck Fortnite Dick
Experienced person with a Fortnite obsession: No you won't

by Lil Skelly July 6, 2023

hot bag of dicks

A scalding sack of penises

There is no one happier than a sissy with a hot bag of dicks

by Wasatchstallion September 24, 2017

Dew Dick

When a guy consumes only Mt. Dew, that his semen consists entirely of Mt. Dew.

Mount and DEW me!

"Did you hear she got type 2 diabetes from his Dew Dick?"

by LadyUnicorn.1986 June 18, 2025

Slap dick

To tell someone to fuck off or to indicate they being an annoying bitch

Lucas: Man you a slow ass runner
Max: you a bitch, slap dick

by Real nigga roll call May 27, 2021

Dicked down

To pound a girl good and hard without any strings attached or relationship drama,just pure hard sex, no feelings involved.

After David dickmatized her in September, Aden Twer took over and dicked down Samantha Hoffman (samcakes90) from November to December. All for free. He dicked her down so good, she was using her flight attendant privileges to go meet him in Philly for dick appointments to get her cheeks clapped. samcakes90 wanted someone to teach her how to be a slut. Twer2 rose to the challenge.

by Rochelle's pussy slayer April 3, 2024