Jenna got a text from the guy she had met in London saying they had fun, but she responded by saying "you were just vacation dick"
by humzyz June 17, 2016

by Yaboyjason September 21, 2019

by Wasatchstallion September 24, 2017

Dry Dick December or DDD is where you have to keep your dick dry, it can never get wet!
Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick
you can only take a shower once a week
there are exceptions for chirstmas
blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day
Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick
you can only take a shower once a week
there are exceptions for chirstmas
blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day
by big man 22211155 November 2, 2022

Dick catfishing is when a dude sends you pictures of a dick that’s not really his or stuffs something in between his balls and dick then puts underwear on so you can see a bulge hence making his genitalia look bigger then it actually is.
I finally meet with Kaivon last night and,he totally dick catfished me so I just got dressed and left. This guy is definitely dick catfishing people with that photo, his dick is just NOT THAT BIG.
by Lexi loveless January 30, 2022

by nigawitagun June 26, 2015

When you are so fat that the skin around the base of your shaft becomes so plump that it starts to engulf your dick.
by ggnoodles July 23, 2018
