When a man, naked but for a pair of fluffy socks achieves a hard on and quickly scooches around on a carpet building up a static charge. Once reaching full charge, he approaches his sexual partner penis first delivering an electric shock upon touching.
Man: Fear me for I am Zeus, wielder of the lightning dick.
Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!
Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!
Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!
Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!
by thetriplemsquad February 26, 2021
Get the Lightning Dickmug. 
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by HunkyBeat March 1, 2022
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