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Gristle on my dick

When gristle is applied to the genital area
by Hdrizzle July 5, 2022
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fric dick

That girl last night gave me fric dick. She couldn’t keep her shorts out of the way.
by gunstavo July 5, 2022
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Dick

A lever which dispenses a white juice when turned on
Your dick is up
by FouthNose July 6, 2022
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Warm Dick

The point of which the penis is slightly erect but still flaccid in turn making it warm
My friend laid his warm dick on me at a sleepover
by xX_masterfelcher_Xx July 6, 2022
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Whiskey dicked

Some one who enjoys the bar a little two much drinks a lot try’s to talk to a girl and gets violated
Grants yellow ass got completely whiskey dicked last night
by Sweetbaby69 July 6, 2022
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shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.
Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.
by Thefanman July 6, 2022
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Weird Dick Energy

When a man resorts to weird child like behavior to attain attention from his spouse by being negative, dismissive, or in his feelings.

Grown men giving childish behavior to gain his woman’s attention. Instead of using his adult mind to convey his needs.

A man that suddenly acts out of social norms in retaliation to not liking what a woman does

Ie. A man condemning you playfully for wearing something revealing

When you rell a man that you’re not interested and he tries to apply pressure to change your mind.

When a man brings you the same energy from his last relationship into his new relationship

Ie. Treating all women the same and not trying to learn his spouse needs
Joe is really giving off Weird Dick Energy always handling his disagreements with Jane like a three-year-old.

It’s crazy how much Jane begs Joe to take her out on dates, but every weekend he starts an argument being real WDE so they don’t end up going nowhere .
Joe weird dick energy ass met J at the strip club and now picks on her for being a stripper

Dudes be on some weird dick energy. Whenever you tell a man I’m not interested he will you so pretty your ass to death.
by FrankE July 7, 2022
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