Sofa Dick

The condition in which the neurovascular and muscle tissues of the male sexual organ become atrophied resulting in decreased penile length and girth. Traditionally seen in middle aged overweight males after getting married.

That Priest definitely had sofa dick when he decided to leave the monastery.

by Biden’sSBPayUp$$$ October 29, 2021

dick broer

A confused old man that has lost all control

Morty is such a dick broer

by Jnasty1211qq August 11, 2021

dick rider

lizzy paul

omg she is such a dick rider

by bahdestbitch June 1, 2018

dick cheese

oh no 3 cheese cubes in dick help

toaster dick nerd
ass ouch owie

man i hate having dick cheese
dick cheese man
fucking dick cheese the doctors dont know how to remove it help
dick cheese eater

by casualtater August 20, 2019

Dick Girl

A girl who plays man sports ( soccer , baseball , basketball) and only talk to gay boys

Dont talk to her , she is a dick girl

by Cancergang666 October 3, 2017

Air Dicking

The subconscious act of sucking imaginary dicks while arguing a point

Did you see Trumps latest speech? He was totally air dicking the whole time!

by Pinky1255 March 21, 2024

Dick juggler

A whorish woman who has a certain rotation of men (usually the same ones) that she fuck's.

I myself am occasionally a cock dick juggler.

by SunDanceKidd November 19, 2023