Dick

That one person who always brings his or her young child to the airplane. No, fuck the real dick is that child because we all know damn well that bitch ain't gonna stop kicking your mother fucking chair.

Person 1: Yo why your chair vibrating bro?
Person 2: There's a dick behind me.

by JustARandomDinasour August 8, 2018

big dick energy

margo's stage presence

person 1: were u at margo's concert last night? i couldn't tell if i wanted to be her or fuck her
person 2: yeah total big dick energy

by ksab20 October 30, 2019

vacation dick

Dick that you receive while on vacation that is normally larger than boyfriend dick and is a one time thing

She was finally able to get some vacation dick after a long day at the beach

by Piezog June 9, 2016

Pile of dicks

A description of the traffic inside the city of Chicago.

With the rain & traffic and it’s gonna suck pile of dicks.

by HollaJ May 2, 2019

Hole dick

when your dick falls of and theres a hole.

"Man my hole dick hurts"

"let my lick it for you"
"that is what homes are for"

by Harry person October 21, 2019

Dick tunnel

When the dick interns the hurry pussy

can I give you a dick tunnel

by Marioqueshalovedick May 11, 2016

Little Big Dick

When someone is being a jack ass and is overly cocky in themself.

Jake: I’m just too fucking good at hockey, y’all could never compare
John: Fuck off little big dick,

by dumb skanks October 18, 2020