Decimal Dick Syndrome

When someone's dick is so small... that it can only be measured in decimal form.

Male Doctor: "I'm sorry, Rob. But you have a case of Decimal Dick Syndrome. Highly contagious. Please stay away from me."

by Slipnslide December 28, 2023

Calippo dick

A sticky orange sensation one feels after receiving oral from someone who has just eaten a calippo ice cream

Friend: How was your date with the ice cream lady

Me: Great, but now I have calippo dick

by The Solero slut June 12, 2022

dick-in-a-bag

When you are expecting one thing and you get either the complete opppsite or not what you were expecting.

I ordered a bag of potato chips and I got a huge bag of nothing but dick-in-a-bag!

Look at him, why does he have to be such a dick-in-a-bag?

by Ohyeseyedid April 19, 2018

Dick Stim

When you injection stimulants into your dick

-Yo how you doin?

-I think I need another round of dick stims cuz I’m not pissing blood yet

by 6ft2BigDickLookinForGreatNight November 29, 2018

Cyber Dick

a person who acts like a dick when talking on text or aim or facebook chat, but they are actually pretty nice in person.

aim conversation:

1stperson: heyy
cyberdick: hi
1stperson: whatsupp?
cyber dick: nm.

*THey go on vc*

cyberdick: heyy!!!

by cyberkez March 1, 2011

Athletes Dick

Catching a rash or a fungus from a woman who has a yeast infection. During sex, or having an itchy sack

Tony caught athletes dick from karen

by Houdini2 October 30, 2025

rolling a dick

Taking 2 rolling papers and putting them together short ways to make it thicker

Aye bro you tryna Roll A Blunt after school?
Rolling a dick: Taking 2 rolling papers and putting them together short ways to make it thicker

by KrisKone November 9, 2017