Lightning Dick

When a man, naked but for a pair of fluffy socks achieves a hard on and quickly scooches around on a carpet building up a static charge. Once reaching full charge, he approaches his sexual partner penis first delivering an electric shock upon touching.

Man: Fear me for I am Zeus, wielder of the lightning dick.

Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!

Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!

by thetriplemsquad February 26, 2021

Dick

Dick

Jeb: Dick

by Yeetus meatus April 13, 2020

Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023

Dick

A guys cock

Mmm this dick tastes really good maybe I’ll have some more

by I’mamazingwithme! December 21, 2019

E-Dick

Unsolicited or Solicited Dick Pics. E-dick is Ethernet Dick. Most e-girls might have gotten some edick.

Yooo I bet she gets a lotta e-dick

by Sam1d September 11, 2020

Homie dick swap

Swapping dick pics with a homie for no apparent reason.

You’re not true friends if you’ve never participated in a homie dick swap

by J3ZZEE January 2, 2021

to my dick

to my dick: like saying i don't like him but in a more disrespectful way.

M-"You know J?"
W-"Yea, J to my dick, he a bitch"

by theonlywes0 May 3, 2024