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Marital Unit

by SexyJ82 September 4, 2009
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defall unit

1.to act as a pick me up

2. to make someones day when they have been having a bad day

3.someone you call that lives to far away to meet but is a close friend
Kim: I'm having such a bad day
Megan: you should call your defall unit
Kim: good idea!
by Jacksonfish February 21, 2010
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g unit

g unit stands for "gang unit" which is a police cruiser in all black
that deals specifically with gangs
run holmes the g unit is coming
by boogiedude November 20, 2009
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Douche Unit

1. A group of 2 or more people who, when by themselves, would each be individually referred to as douches and or douche bags.

2. An individual who by themselves would be what is called a Super Douche.
My boyfriend and his friends are a total Douche Unit when they hang out.

OMG, the guy that hit on me at the bar was a total DOUCHE UNIT!
by The Mouse they call Mighty November 30, 2011
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Dick Unit

A police detective. Usually because their radio call sign contains a D and in the police phonetic alphabet its said as David, but officers like to call them Dick, because most detectives are in fact dicks.
Patrol officer: "We got a dead body, someone call a dick unit."
by RazerBlade07 August 14, 2012
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Relaxing Unit

The relaxing Unit, symbol rU, (pronounced: "are you" often with a slight pirate accent) is a derived unit of relaxation or well-deserved laziness/irresponsibility.

It is equal to;
1.) the amount of Netflix required to prompt the watcher(s), "Are you still watching?".

2.) the energy absorbed (relaxing done) when applying 1 each 24oz. Porterhouse Steak to ones mouth. Note: only meat can be used for this conversion (no veggies, rice, fruit) as the amount of work done by the consumed animal is stored in the meat as potential energy which now becomes useable energy by the human absorbing the meat.

3.) passing a direct electric current of 400 Amperes through one human hand for one second.

This unit was realized by the American, Sir Joshua Cook (1984-present), after the avid Netflix watcher/carnivore/basement tinkerer noticed a similar bust of energy throughout his body after experiencing all three of these events.
"I definitely scored 1 Relaxing Unit while my boss was on vacation."

"Sarah's BJ's, easily 2.5 rU's, I'll be good for a while."
by SirCook January 26, 2015
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turd unit

When someone is being a shit head you call them a turd unit
"Hey have you seen Marc's photo? He's a right turd unit"
by Jay83 October 21, 2015
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