turd in his pocket

bad attitude!!; someone appearing 'mad all the time'

(used by warren beatty in the film, 'mccabe and mrs. miller')
THAT "little jesus" has DEFINITELY got a turd in his pocket!

jeffs' new rottweiler has got a turd in his pocket

the police officer had a turd in his pocket!
by michael foolsley June 27, 2011
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turds in your coffee

Having M&M's, Hershey Kisses, or any other small pieces of chocolate in a cup of coffee.
Hanna: Want some turds in your coffee?
Edith: Yummy! Of course.
by Happy Noodle Blacker September 05, 2006
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turd ball

noun.
a peaceful, person. a person who wants peace, and peace only. with an acception of cheese, but only on occasions. turd ball, noun. -terduh-bawl-
"that maddie girl is one fine turd ball!"

"that turd ball walking down the street, thats my girl friend."
by madski21 May 28, 2008
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trailor turd

a log-shaped piece of shit that came from a trailor or a a log-shaped piece of shit that came from a trailor park
"She's a trailor turd"
"That trailor turd kicked me out"
by MommaNic October 09, 2012
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Turd Furgeson

A hulking man-child of the late 70's of African-American descent. Played in the NBA.
This Turd Ferguson character is a basketball wizard.
by Joey! December 12, 2003
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Toronto Turd Torpedo

when a guy takes his Girl friend out for a dirty dinner

( preferably something Mexican or fast food ) and later that night proceeds to have anal sex with her. Making sure he gets real deep covering his cock with as many turds as possible and right before ejaculation he pulls out and shoves his cock into her mouth projecting the turds from the cock to the back of her throat.
Guy1: wow... my girl friend really likes the Toronto turd Torpedo
Guy2: that sounds awesome , she must be a real special girl
by da golden finga August 12, 2011
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Flaming whale turd

1. A flaming whale shit
2. A retard who stinks like shit
3. Something you say one can use to spread out a crowd
1. Is that a real flaming whale turd?
2. That flaming whale turd needs to take a shower a grow a brain
3. I swear i feel like throwing in a flaming whale turd to get this line moving.
by Dont_Ask May 26, 2010
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