tuck your duck

Watch your girl, put her under your wing, I’m gonna steal yo bitch

Hey buddy tuck your duck!
Guy: huh?
You: I’ma steal yo bitch if you don’t keep watching her

by Bocephus July 28, 2021

argentine ruddy duck

A duck with a 9-17 inch (22cm to 43cm) explosive corkscrew penis with barbs on it.

When I grow up, I want to be an Argentine Ruddy Duck!

by abcdefghijklmonpqrstuvwxyz June 1, 2014

Stepped on a spirit duck

A spirit duck is crushed when a person passes gas (farts, toots, etc). It quacks but the duck itself cannot be seen because it's a spirit duck. An important distinction from "stepped on a duck"

(Person makes a loud fart). "Oops, I just stepped on a spirit duck."

by brandsilence September 20, 2011

Anal Duck Sex

When two partners engage in anal sex while the penetrating partner rotates clockwise during penetration - similar to how a ducks penis is corkscrewed.

Man, I had anal duck sex last night. Shit was dizzying!

by DuckLover96 February 2, 2023

homo-sexual duck

A homo-sexual duck is usual short has brown hair and blue eyes

“That kid over is a homo-sexual duck”

by Wifey420 November 21, 2018

Not Your Average Duck

A term to describe a noun or event that is not generally viewed as normal.

Person 1: my mum went and shaved her head today
Person 2: well that's not your average duck
Person 1: what did you just say?

by fbleek November 4, 2015

Real Duck Hours

When you have cravings for bread or any assortment of pastry.

Similar to {Real Isopod Hours}

Carlos: Why are you eating so much toast?
Joseph: I was going through some Real Duck Hours

by lilsaigon June 3, 2018