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shagging rights

When you want to bang/have banged someone for bragging rights only, but avoid a relationship with them because of high maintenance
"Dude, I totally have shagging rights to that hottie over there"
"Aww Man, she's so hott, you goin to hit it again?"
"Nope, just another notch on the bedpost"
by TommyGunz519 August 22, 2011
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Right Whack

When someone does something clearly dangerous and fucking stupid and then suffers the obvious consequences of their actions. Especially when that person complains about it after.
1. Kit was the world's best "free climber" - scaling deadly precipices with no ropes or safety equipment. Sadly Kit is no longer with us. Fuckin right whack Kittybang!!!!!!

2. Watch this youtube video of a guy getting his finger bitten off after he sticks his finger in a crocodile's chomper! "Uh oh, this sounds like a right whack".
by Chief Charles Moose November 29, 2011
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breathe air am i right

Something someone says once all of their brain cells must update their computer.
Jim: Hows your day?
Bob: Breathe air am I right?
Jim: ...
by WhenYouBreathe December 8, 2018
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square root of my right nipple

Used in a way of saying it's impossible.
Tod said he can eat 10 whole pizza at once! That's like the square root of my right nipple!
by Orboot July 30, 2017
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Right in the middle of the asshole bitch

Phrase used when someone kicks his asshole.
(She falls and kicks his ass) Right in the middle of the asshole bitch!
by BenPC August 14, 2017
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A right jonny booth

a typical autist who's banter is stale and adds no moral value to a sesh
aye tom's being a right jonny booth tonight ey boys.
by bantscants August 14, 2017
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Off-Right

A website which supplies biased information, with the purpose of promoting a left or right hidden agenda through "out-right" lies and falsehoods.
Urbandictionary.com is a Off-Right website, published with erroneous information, which is financed by people like the Coch Bros, who have a vested interest in promoting the far right agenda.
by Debwhocares August 20, 2017
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