Christian

He's a fat fuck, who preys on girls who beats his schmeat to super smash bros characters.

look at the Christian over there, blind as fuck!

by GucciGangMember69 August 20, 2019

Christian Special

A technique derived from the spoiled child of a Filipino, the "Christian Special" is essentially a facefucking given on the first date.

Christian gave a Christian Special to his first date.

by -I$zey January 2, 2022

Christian

Christian is a very funny person. If he wants, he can literally cheer you up at any time. You can make the craziest experiences with him, hes a man that pulls adventures to him like a magnet. Hes great and fast at making friends and usually doesnt regret it so he has a lot of friends. But you cant really have a serious conversation with him. He will always make jokes. You also cant argue with him. He makes you feel like you are out of words when you try to discuss with him. He takes things out of context and forgets birthdays.

Person 1: Hey, do you know Christian?
Person 2: yeah ofc who doesnt know him.

by Qtchaeli January 26, 2019

christian

the evolution of the holy roman empire formed by terroristic group of Black men who hated Black people

"That was mighty christian of you."
"Why, thank you child!"
"That was not a compliment you dweeb!"

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

Christian

Usually the baddest female around, has a lot of niggas wanting her but she pays no mind to them. She's smart as hell and extremely caring for others when she wants to be and funny as hell. Don't get on her bad side cause she can be a bitch.

Dang is that Christian? She be getting all the niggas

by 10983892sup April 15, 2017

Christian

A unique looking fellow.

Look, it's Christian, he's so fucking ugly

Hey! you're not allowed to say that, say he's unique looking.

My bad

by mrdough February 7, 2022

Christian

A boy who is the biggest cock of all time and is a male prostitute at night but in the day he engages with activities which you can only do with 1 braincell but lucky for him he only has 1 braincell however unfortunately he is unable to do any activity that require 2.

Tru fax speaker: Did you know Christian is the biggest slut of the town
Tru fax enjoyer: Yes i did know that and i completely agree with you
Average twitter user (is a dream stan): I think Christian is a very normal person

by ImTwisTy January 20, 2022