Dove Bar

The feces-coated penis of a Caucasian male.

After plowing Jennifer's ass for a good ten minutes, Jimmy offered her steaming-fresh Dove Bar.

by MTroadtripper September 14, 2011

Monkey bars

Pressed Xanax bars like the ones with Fentanyl in them that are much cheaper to make

Yo I got those monkey bars for the low

by DakotaAndJessicaFtMyers February 2, 2023

techno bar

when the top curve of your headphones falls onto the rim of your hat

"dude, that's a nice techno bar you've got there"

by Epicman501 December 6, 2016

Block bar

the occurrence of most crimes in major cities not happening within a block of a person leaving their residences

The block bar kept major cities having the lowest excessive force lawsuits per capita.

by Coop Dupe January 23, 2020

Dive Bar Yuppie

Dive Bar Yuppie
(noun)

1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.

2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.

3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.

Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.

See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer

“Dan just got promoted at his marketing job and celebrated with picklebacks at The Rusty Tap—classic dive bar yuppie move.”

by Dive Bar Yuppie April 3, 2025

Bill Barred

Getting jacked off in the bathroom of a public space by an older man who resembles former two-time United States Attorney General William Barr.

I just got Bill Barred in the bathroom by some old dude.

by chad stacey August 27, 2021

Helium Bar

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by Death Menace December 9, 2022