When your Chicago friend comes in and procrastinates for the entire night without doing a single piece of work from class.
by Bastion Boi69 October 24, 2018
Space pizza is a type of pizza that can only be made in the zero gravity of space. Space pizzas are prepared by covering both sides of the dough with toppings and cooked without touching any surface-leaving the toppings intact. Unfortunately those not able to afford a trip to space are forced to enjoy toppings on only one side of their pizza. This has left many people aggravated, so much so that they have convinced themselves that space pizza is actually inferior. Space pizza was first conceptualized by an unknown PhD researcher in southern California.
Naysayer: Space pizza is stupid
Astronaut: Have you ever tried space pizza?
Naysayer: No...
Astronaut: It will change your life
Astronaut: Have you ever tried space pizza?
Naysayer: No...
Astronaut: It will change your life
by pastitute March 10, 2014
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by fuckentraksmdfa May 08, 2024
A low-class, cretin male who earns very little income. The pizza boy attempts to seduce women through lies and deceit, and is often reluctant to spend any money in this pursuit. If possible, the pizza boy will have the woman purchase things for him instead, especially drinks.
Jason: We in here poppin’ bottles, takin’ flights, drivin’ the best cars … these pizza boys could never.
by jraindagoat October 24, 2022
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