peter is an isfj. he tends to wear silly and odd socks and loves his banana prints. he has bad taste in clothes and would benefit a lot from looking more on pinterest (please... take inspiration from pinterest). peter is an eldest sibling and therefore is mature beyond his years but he does have autocaps when he text.... so he's a bit socially awk. he's dorky and sweet and a little bit innocent. peter's loyal, gentle, attentive, and patient, but has a hard time saying no because he always sees the good in people. his eyes shines when he talks about something he gets excited about and he has a genuine passion for learning. everyone should give peter a chance because they won't regret having a peter in their life.
by burner1234 October 3, 2023
Get the petermug. Peter is a fuck head who thinks he is good at wheeleing bikes but he really isn't.
He is also the shortest motherfucker you will ever know. He always has problems with the way your doing things
He is also the shortest motherfucker you will ever know. He always has problems with the way your doing things
by Reece Smith69696969 September 4, 2020
Get the Petermug. We think he has Peter Parkinson's syndrome but we've only seen him do it with one uncle. We're going to need to another uncle to die to be REALLY sure.
by if u know you know January 5, 2022
Get the Peter Parkinson's syndromemug. by nickshades September 19, 2021
Get the peter panningmug. Peter is the epitome of the perfect man for the job. Any job. This includes lover and best friend….
Peter is sagacious, intelligent, and savvy yet has a sense of humour you would kill for, if you could actually kill someone for a sense of humour. No joke is too crass, yet he is man enough to discern when to put it out there, and when to keep it clean. He can drop the funniest lines at the most inappropriate moments and his timing is always impeccable no matter what the subject. He can quote the shit out of any comedy and is especially good at imitating a Scottish accent. He is both a Witty Comedian, and a Wise Sage.
On a deeper note, Peter is sensitive and kind and often questions his own worth. He is a young boy, wounded healer, warrior, gentleman, and best friend all in one devilishly handsome package. He has a knack for seeing your strengths and gently guiding you whilst also making you accountable for moving forwards.
He is a Master of all Trades – including the Ancient Art of Pooyah Fu. There is nothing he won’t learn for the benefit of his own growth, and that is a superpower. Peter is a high energy wordsmith that should be highly regarded as a necessary party accessory. Even if you have a James in the house, a Peter will outrank in charisma by a mile. He has an archaic charm that could win the heart of even the surliest of souls. He’s not afraid of standing up and man enough to stand down.
If you have a Peter, hang onto him. If you don’t, go and bloody find one!
Peter is sagacious, intelligent, and savvy yet has a sense of humour you would kill for, if you could actually kill someone for a sense of humour. No joke is too crass, yet he is man enough to discern when to put it out there, and when to keep it clean. He can drop the funniest lines at the most inappropriate moments and his timing is always impeccable no matter what the subject. He can quote the shit out of any comedy and is especially good at imitating a Scottish accent. He is both a Witty Comedian, and a Wise Sage.
On a deeper note, Peter is sensitive and kind and often questions his own worth. He is a young boy, wounded healer, warrior, gentleman, and best friend all in one devilishly handsome package. He has a knack for seeing your strengths and gently guiding you whilst also making you accountable for moving forwards.
He is a Master of all Trades – including the Ancient Art of Pooyah Fu. There is nothing he won’t learn for the benefit of his own growth, and that is a superpower. Peter is a high energy wordsmith that should be highly regarded as a necessary party accessory. Even if you have a James in the house, a Peter will outrank in charisma by a mile. He has an archaic charm that could win the heart of even the surliest of souls. He’s not afraid of standing up and man enough to stand down.
If you have a Peter, hang onto him. If you don’t, go and bloody find one!
Human: Peter will you please stop being so noisy and crass!
Peter: Fuck off!
Woman: OMG what was that you were just talking to? He reminds me of a Viking Warrior!
Me: That was a Peter.
Person: Peter, when are you going to grow the fuck up!
Peter: *crunches loudly on chips while giving a death stare
Person: Are you serious? Just act your age!
Peter: *throws bag of chips at persons and twerks his ass in their direction
Person: *starts crying
Peter: *raises hand in Breakfast Club Victory
Woman: I love Peter so much. I need a Peter in my life.
Man: I love Peter so much. I need a Peter in my life.
Peter: Fuck off!
Woman: OMG what was that you were just talking to? He reminds me of a Viking Warrior!
Me: That was a Peter.
Person: Peter, when are you going to grow the fuck up!
Peter: *crunches loudly on chips while giving a death stare
Person: Are you serious? Just act your age!
Peter: *throws bag of chips at persons and twerks his ass in their direction
Person: *starts crying
Peter: *raises hand in Breakfast Club Victory
Woman: I love Peter so much. I need a Peter in my life.
Man: I love Peter so much. I need a Peter in my life.
by pint-sized pumpkin eater November 26, 2021
Get the Petermug. The $45 ATM fee you have to pay when you end up drunk in Vegas and take a free limo to a strip club and realize you need to withdraw money from the ATM there.
Rob: "Hey, Peter, this stripper loves me, can I borrow $40 for a lap dance?"
Peter: "Dude, no. They charge a $45 ATM fee here."
Rob: "Come on, please! Peter Pay!"
Peter: "Dude, no. They charge a $45 ATM fee here."
Rob: "Come on, please! Peter Pay!"
by EDDIE FM March 11, 2013
Get the Peter Paymug. someone who gets mad over everything and if you have chip crumbs in your room lord forbid you just clean it he'll drag you and will get mad at you if you dont clean the dog poop and will threaten to kick you out and make fun of his daughter in law for drinking pepsi
by thatvato October 21, 2023
Get the petermug.