Throw Short People Year

For the rest of 2021, you can throw any person under 5’6 as much as you want. No permission required.

It’s Throw Short People Year, let’s hunt those Oompa Loompas and throw them.

by TheMagnifikle October 27, 2021

Annoy tall people day

Annoy all your tall friends no matter what it takes!

“Eyo, yk what days today?!”

“Annoy tall people dayyy”

by Trixxy72 September 21, 2022

Roast sensitive people day

Do you have that one sensitive friend that annoys you the fuck out, today you can roast them for the whole entire day 💞

“Your so annoying”

“Why did you say that”
“BECAUSE ITS ROAST SENSITIVE PEOPLE DAY”

by Allieinit April 25, 2021

National Single People Day

if your single, August 3rd is YOUR day

"Happy National Single People Day, my new favorite day"

by yomommapoopiebaka August 2, 2022

Squid-Spider-People Logic

which can be applied to whenever Illuminati/conspiracy theory obsessed nutjobs try to be all intellectual while still upholding their obnoxious conspiracy theorist wannabe behavior.

"I am excluding you from the group because the Squid-Spider-People logic says so."

by MM132 May 27, 2015

white people snack tray

those trays they usually have at white people functions! the shit with cheese and mf ham 😒

“ayo where’s the white people snack tray?”

“you know the one with cheese and crackers?”

“yeah man, the white people snack tray!”

by jonah bastard bitch October 16, 2020

The fantastic people's republic of awesome

A micronation on the continent of Australia with a population of about thirty people. At one point tobacco and plastic bags were illegal, but later decided the ban was unconstitutional. Their motto is,"If it's fun then it's legal, unless it is infriging on someone else's right to do so, in which it to illegal." They are considering selling titles such as baron and baroness to gain revenue. The micronation Sealand also sells titles.

The Fantastic People's Republic of Awesome is daaaaaaank

by Tippycano August 2, 2016