David Bilbija

A hard working athlete who is the champion at the Sports Day sprints.
Multi-Gold Medalist
Winner of the 2002 Commonwealth Games Marathon
Winner of the 2004 Olympic Games Marathon
2004 Australia Flag Barer for the Olympic Games

(Confirmed Flag Barer for the 2034 Olympic Games in Brisbane)
Taught Gordon Ramsey to Cook... Then cooked curry.. after cooking Steph Curry
Proud father of Michael Jordan.
50% owner or Tesla as a side hustle.
He don't need to introduce himself when he walks into a building
Usain Bolt's former personal trainer
Chess world champ
4x UFC Champion (6-0 against Conor McGregor)
Made Floyd Mayweather cry
Put Tyson Fury in a body bag
Is 6'4 and has 230 pounds worth of muscle
Co-Owner of Pheonix Suns

So yea, He's literally him.

Person 1: Hey, you see that guy over there? David Bilbija is his name. He's literally HIM.

Person 2: Do I know him?

Person 3: How do you not know him?

Person 4: HE IS HIM!

Person 5: We're literally all here for him you numb-nuts

by Pannas & Rizz August 15, 2023

david kilgore

Fucking Kike and Krout. Non Homo Kys bitch. Can I eat your ass. No Homo. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

David Kilgore Is a krout homo dick sucking Kike

by BobOOFUMM January 17, 2018

The David Tepper

The act of being in the wrong but when a person calls you out you must throw anything in your hand and run.

My wife just caught me wrecking the entire city of Charlotte but luckily I pulled The David Tepper and left the Jaguars owners booth

by Noist Mights January 2, 2024

David

Retarded ass idiot who thinks he funny

Dont do a david

by qwertyuiopåÄSDFGHJKLÖÄ'ZXCVBNM April 11, 2023

david and yosselin

Two teenagers that will always love each other, even when they're not togheter, one of the most cutest couples you'll ever see togheter

David and Yosselin are so cute

by I.love.turtles.3346 July 8, 2017

David Siang Uk Thang

Cannot find love

David Siang Uk Thang the hopeless romantic

by Poopybuttmanmanman November 21, 2021

DAVID

Someone who master his mind.
Sexually Fantasies With Marketing.

Have you seen what David can do with his mind?
Yes, he masters it.

by Charles The Beaver November 22, 2021