Metal

Music made by constipated goats

I was tired of listening to metal made by constipated goats. I needed a coarser wool so I picked up and R&B CD.

by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020

metal

An adjective used to describe something ass badass.

Woah bro your sword is so metal.

by scysa March 27, 2022

metal in the microwave

When as a kid you thought metal can be put in a microwave. But microwave go bzzzzzz pop bang bzzz whoosh then fire.
It will also cause your microwave explode.

Oh no! John put metal in the microwave again.

by Bortnite 3 January 5, 2021

Metal Gear Rex

A robot tank.

People thought Liquid was fun to bring to parties until he/she showed up in Metal Gear Rex.

by Solid Mantis March 2, 2021

Metal Crusher

*You have the sudden urge for DRAMA! ROMANCE! BLOODSHED!

*Oh and legs

*It smells of METTATON

Metal Crusher Intensifies.

by A random little bean March 2, 2021

Metal Storm

MAKE A FRONT MISSION GAME THEN ASSHOLE!

Hym "WHAT THE FUCK!? METAL STORM IS A FRONT MISSION-ESQUE TBS GAME AND SQUARE ENIX IS SUING THEM!? YOU HAVEN'T MADE A FRONT MISSION GAME SINCE PLAYSTATION 2!!! I'VE BEEN CALLING FOR IT FOR 10 YEARS! SQUARE! PLEASE! EITHER MAKE A FRONT MISSION GAME OR SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU ARE WORSE THEN UFC FIGHTERS WHO WIN THE BELT AND GO ON VACTION FOR YEARS! LIKE CONNOR MCGREGOR! YOU'VE BEEN GONE FOR YEARS! VACATE THE BELT ALREADY! DAMN! I'M BUYING IT NOW! I'M BUYING METAL STORM NOW!"

by Hym Iam March 29, 2025

metal coma

When you are listening to metal music to prevent yourself from going mentally unhinged.

Dude my girl broke up with me so I went into a metal coma.

by Spartan#3223 April 7, 2023