by Baller63 December 29, 2014

It's not the actual cardboard that's the barrier; it is the puppy's lack of knowledge about it being penetrable. Shouldn't last much longer than the first time he decides to lick the dogfort.
by OllyOxen April 20, 2020

by SynBangerang February 11, 2015

Licking a tree and expecting syrup is a saying that means putting in a very little amount of work and effort but expecting the fruit of your labour to be much greater than.
"I listened to my girlfriend talk about her day, so now she'll have to let me do anal."
"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."
"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."
by penisshakes March 29, 2021

by Jack_Is_Black May 22, 2023

by Ur_m0m_ September 16, 2021

maggie: i found the most devious lick at school today
kaela: what is it?
maggie: a school bathroom stall door 🥶😈
kaela: what is it?
maggie: a school bathroom stall door 🥶😈
by maggieyourmom September 9, 2021
