Leg Nog

The non-dairy protein rich reproductive byproduct of the post ejaculatory male.
Ebenezer Spooge just whipped up a fresh batch of Leg Nog for the holiday!
by Ebenezer Spooge December 26, 2021
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Leg nog

A prank in which someone shaves their leg hair, puts the hair into a glass of egg nog, and offers it to a friend or family member. When someone drinks the beverage, it means that they have been leg nogged.
Guy 1#: My friend Cletus forgot to give me my $20 yesterday, so I decided to get him back.

Guy 2#: What did you do?

Guy 1#: I gave him a warm glass of leg nog.
by BatteryMaster June 14, 2016
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Leg Head

A stupid ass bitch, who is very lazy. You can use this word for insults, but maybe don’t tell them the meaning.
“Hey leg head!”
Oh hi! What does that mean?”
Stupid ass bitch who is lazy!”
“WHAT!”
by JellyCreamBun June 21, 2020
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Bra-legging

The smuggling of alcohol into a music venue, concealed in your bra. Often minatures of vodka as it is the most versatile for mixing.
Will you be bra-legging for the gig tonight?
by Llozzzz April 25, 2018
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Flippin' Frog Legs

Another word for jumpin jehoshaphat, or holy smokes! of which Uncle Grandpa says in the episode Escalator
Flippin' Frog Legs, did you see that?!
by Flippin' Frog Legs February 21, 2021
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Lumpy Legs

Lumpy legs is a disease a person can aquire during his/her lifetime usually in their teen years. When the disease takes over a person fully, their hind lumpy legs give out and the front ones are left in charge to help the person walk. A common mistake is that the front lumpy legs are the arms; they are not-no one knows where those are.
** girl falls **
friends: OMG! are you okay?
girl: no! my hind lumpy legs just gave out!
by chris martin <3 February 20, 2009
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cookout table legs

Man David got so folded he whipped out his cookout table legs
by kitttyyygirl January 03, 2021
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