someone who can access your facebook page and then proceed to relay information to another facebooker who, does not have access to your info or is blocked.
what? my girl found out i was talking to an ex girlfriend on facebook someone two facebooked me. ive been the victim of a mother fuckin two timing
two-facebooker
two-facebooker
by howareya79 March 19, 2011
Someone in a group on Facebook who just stumbles through the page bumping in to memes but never likes anything, never comments on anything, and never shares anything. It's like they're dead and just wondering around.
1.You guys are all a bunch of Facebook Zombies. 2.How about you Facebook Zombies start participating in here.
by 4nic8er November 02, 2017
When one is constantly checking, scrolling, liking, commenting, staring with that blank open mouthed face at a screen for hours upon hours, day after day.
Annoyed girlfriend- "Hey you should get off Facebook for once babe."
Facebook addict- "You want me to WHAAAT??"
Annoyed girlfriend- "I SAAIIID GET OFF FACEBOOK FOR ONCE AND ENJOY LIFE?!"
Facebook addict- "Nah Facebook is life and I wil----- (stops mid sentence to read a post) five minutes later "what were we talking about again"
Super annoyed girlfriend- "You have a 'facebook addiction'"
Facebook addict- "You want me to WHAAAT??"
Annoyed girlfriend- "I SAAIIID GET OFF FACEBOOK FOR ONCE AND ENJOY LIFE?!"
Facebook addict- "Nah Facebook is life and I wil----- (stops mid sentence to read a post) five minutes later "what were we talking about again"
Super annoyed girlfriend- "You have a 'facebook addiction'"
by aCoope5518 July 13, 2015
When you are real-life friends with someone but both of you refuse to "friend" the other on Facebook.
by Rayovac1 May 17, 2017
OMG look at all those pictures and you don't even talk to that person anymore. Your such a Facebook Hoarder! , You deleted your friends from fb but you kept their pictures? Your such a Facebook Hoarder
by Jefa January 15, 2011
JEff: 'Awesome party last night, you should have come'
STEVE: 'yeah but look who's wading through the facebook fallout now'
STEVE: 'yeah but look who's wading through the facebook fallout now'
by a non in mousse July 15, 2011
Keeping an old acquaintance or colleague whom you dislike as a Facebook friend in an effort to appear polite.
Person 1: I can't believe Jim is still friends with his crazy-bitch ex!!
Person 2: He isn't, he's just being Facebook polite.
Person 2: He isn't, he's just being Facebook polite.
by Spam180 July 21, 2013