Ethan

He is great guy, who is really hot. But he will play with your emotions and not care for you. He has a tendency to cheat and to like constantly. Ethans are not dating material

“Man Ethan is such a cheater”

by Ghhdhdbbdb August 10, 2019

Ethan

Has a Dick longer than any other dumb "this Name has a long Dick" No. This Ethan has the longest dick and immediately beats all other dicks. Go shove your long Dick up your own Ass!

Gurrllllll, I just had Sex with Ethan hes got a Dick longer than Brian!!

by [e-mail] May 19, 2020

Ethan

Has big pp. has friends that live in his hood. and friends outside. loves to shred.

Ethan is a shredder

by (378jay October 16, 2020

Ethan

his favorite catchphrase is " I'd like you to know." Thinks he is Matthew McConaughey
drives a 2002 buick calls it Tralier Trash Tammy and runs out of gas in front of boyfriends dorm in front of German twins
He hits traffic cones for fun
changes his major every other week
everyone is out to get him. Always receives dirty looks

that ethan just ran over a traffic cone

by IKittywinters September 19, 2019

Ethan

Gay kid with no life trust me keep your girl, mom and sis beside you he will hit them from back

Omg you just took my mom you Ethan

by Yourmomsdadsbrotherdied988766 October 06, 2018

Ethan

An Ethan is described to have the sexiest shoulders in the west.

Brenda "Oh my god look at that hunks shoulders he must be and Ethan"

by SuperDude303030 June 02, 2020

ethan

no, just no

ethan

by Marcago February 13, 2022