Girls who eat carrots

“I like girls that eat carrots” -Louis Tomlinson

Meaning “I like girls who like blowjobs”

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Louis: I like girls who eat carrots...
Niall: 😂*WTF*
Liam: *you like girls????*
Zayn: *did you say girls??????*

Harry: 👁👄👁*girls?!?!?!?!*

by Letsbelonely September 14, 2020

ass eating awareness month

The month of September is dedicated to raising awareness to the art of eating ass and the joys of having your booty ate like groceries

Wow I'm really excited to teach at this new seminar for ass eating awareness month

by Ass God February 3, 2018

Belgian Pie Eating Contest

A sexual carnival of sorts in which a gentleman performs oral sex on no fewer than 3 different ladies in the same room no more than a minute apart. Used especially in reference to particularly sloppy oral sex, as an actual pie eating contest generally results in a messy face.

May also refer to a situation in which several men perform oral sex on several women, with or without switching partners.

When the fraternity invited the neighboring sorority over for the first party of the semester, it only took 20 minutes and 2 kegs to turn the living room into a Belgian Pie Eating Contest.

by Bee-ritt July 16, 2009

all you care to eat

I phrase invented by the buffet restaurant business. In an attempt to fool you into eating less they have switched from the challenge "all you can eat" to a pussy "all you care to eat" phrase to describe the buffet.

Welcome to our all you care to eat buffet, where we've taken all the fun out of stuffing your fat face.

by djRoomba July 3, 2014

Eat tortilla chip vertically

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eat tortilla chip vertically and suffer

by help this is not a joke dying January 14, 2021

national eat poop day

On the 16th April, it's the national eat poop day. On this day, you can poop wherever, to then proceed to eat up the big juicy poop. Hang out with your friends, poop with them, shit or whatever. On the National Eat Poop Day, you should all celebrate and have delicious poopy meals!

Jonathan: Yo, it's the national eat poop day today!
**Jonathan pulls down his pants and scoops out a huge shitload of black watery poop.
Jonathan: Eat up, please!
Nicolai: Mhmmm, this is yummy, it tastes like my favorite meal, thai wok!

by FurryCop6ix9ine April 11, 2019

Dead dove: Do not eat

Dead dove: Do not eat is a tag (or label) put on fandiction works on Archive of Our Own (AO3) to tell the reader that the content contains sensitive or graphic topics.

1: Hey, wanna read this fanfic together?
2: It’s tagged with Dead dove: Do not eat, are you sure you wanna read this?
1: Ooh.. maybe not..

by Spookycould July 20, 2022