Crush thot

When you have a crush on more than one person at one time.

"Have you seen my man that's not my man"
Response

"Which one?"
2nd response

"Your really a crush thot"

by anonymous April 5, 2024

national tell your crush you like them day!

APRIL 11 or 12th!
you tell your crush you like them on april 11th or 12th!
(kiss em’ if you’re brave enough)

“hey man, its april 11th”
“yeah?”

“i like you”
“ayy no way, i like you too!”
or
“its april 12th. you know what that means?”
“what?”
“its national tell your crush you like them day!”
“NO”
“do it.”

by i break into song sometimes April 11, 2024

crush court

When you go to court for having a crush. If you're guilty you have a crush, if you're innocent you don't. Evidence such as photos video or audio recording can also be used against the suspect.

Person 1: I just got sent to crush court!
Person 2: How'd it go?
Person 1: Horrible, I was guilty and there was even evidence!
Person 2: Good luck showing your face to your crush tomorrow.

by AppleEater321123 April 14, 2024

crush court

When you go to court for having a crush. Guilty if you have a crush and innocent if not. You don't go to jail or have to pay in this kind of court. Evidence such as photos, videos or audio recording may be used against the suspect.

Person 1: I just got sent to crush court and the worst was they had evidence!
Person 2: Good luck talking to your crush tomorrow.

by AppleEater321123 April 18, 2024

Crushed mary

A fucking terrifying vocaloid song (in my opinion)

Brandon listened to crushed mary yesterday. He had a heart attack and cried. Lmao

by goobersnooner April 19, 2024

Celebrity Crush

Hailey Van Lith

Friend 1: bro I wanna smash Hailey Van Lith
Friend 2: oh are you a big woman’s basketball fan
Friend 1: nah she’s just fine and my celebrity crush

by HaileyVanLith April 21, 2024

Get Crushed

When you find someone attractive and can see yourself doing intimate things with them.

You see how Lisa was looking at me? She must wanna get crushed!

by Terry762 April 29, 2024