Eastwood Christian School

NOUN

1. A school for people wealthy enough to attend a private school but not wealthy enough to attend Trinity.

2. Where students close their books, close their notebooks, and make sure they have something with which to write.

3. The building next to the building where students endure the boredom of assemblies and chapels.

4. Where having an entire room dedicated to costumes was more important than having a cafeteria.

Hey, some kid at Eastwood Christian School just looked up if there's an Urban Dictionary entry for their school.

by mostlyhonestly June 22, 2022

Christian

Christian is the best person to ever exist. The world simply doesn't deserve him. He is bound to marry a girl called Aurora.

"Oh, Aurora, is Christian your bf?"
"What do you mean? He's my husband!"

by CasDavFri April 6, 2024

Wild Christian

A Christian who is more comfortable communing with their faith in non traditional and often private settings; a shared Christian philosophy with the common root of John Eldredge's 2001 book 'Wild at Heart' .

Wild Christians connect more with their faith 'in the wild' than inside the walls of a church.

by RLFmagnanimous January 28, 2023

Christian Spirogiannis

If your name is Christian Spriogiannis you are by far the biggest party animal alive.

Yolo where’s Christian Spirogiannis? He’s at the party of course.

by Big lord October 14, 2019

Christian

A sexy person who is a light skin or dark skin person

Damn look at Christian he sexy

by Blooooop1234567729277 June 2, 2017

Christian Victim Blaming

The use of Christan principles, scriptures and logic to shift responsibility from an abuser onto the victim if they react less than a perfect victim resulting in Victim Blaming.

Christian victim blaming: According to Christan Victim Blaming the rape victim is the bad person because she did not forgive the rapist and tried to get revenge. But the rapist can become a Christian and go to heaven.

by on April 4, 2024

Christian

The best boyfriend that a guy could ask for, smart, sweet, and loving to everyone around him. He tends to be over protective but will still hang out with you when it’s safe (COVID-19 / 2020) He is incredible handsome and hot both on the inside and the outside.

Christian is hot as f*ck

by Gay media March 20, 2020