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Black Thomas

A "Black Thomas" is a sexual position where the male rests the underside of his knee-joint on the female's shoulder, kneeling down on the other knee (or standing up, depending on height of participants). The female is seated cross-legged, and preforms oral sex until the moment before the male reaches orgasm.

It is crucial that the male not reach orgasm!

When the female stops preforming oral sex, the male lifts his other leg over the female's opposite shoulder and quickly teabags the female in the face.
by mooman91 May 29, 2009
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black tip

When a guy is getting head from a smoker and she does deep throat and then when he pulls it out he has tar on the tip of his dick.
Max: "Man that filthy smoker gave me a black tip!"

Joe: "Thats weak"
by Mitchell and Derek August 9, 2005
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Black Lantern

Uber-negro, a black man that greatly surpasses the qualifications to be black.

A black man apart of the lantern core with the ability to emit his blackness on others
That guy there is suave, fast, a tall slim glass of dark chocolate, he is a black lantern

Its a static shock, its black panther, no bitch its black lantern!

Obama he is a true black lantern
by black lantern September 25, 2009
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Black Booga

A booga in your nose that has turned the darkest of red/black due to a previous blood nose
Ted: Whats the black shit from your nose

Jimmy: Ahhh black boogas, been pulling them out since I got that blood nose from the fight.
by Malaebo June 12, 2009
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blacks beach

It's a pretty nice beach right by UCSD, across Muir college.

They say that it's a world-renowned surf spot, but i think it's all right (I'm from Hawaii, so i'm spoiled by the warm water + hot chicks in bikinis).

Waves are usually better in the morning compared to afternoon.

There are several entrances to blacks (because it's a couple miles long until reaching Del Mar beach).

Contrary to popular belief, the beach itself is not a nudist beach; there's a designated part where being nude is legal.
me - 'ey, let's go surfing at blacks beach this afternoon
my friend - naww man, waves are better in the morning.
me - fu, it's fuking cold in the morning.

My friend - dude, i surf butt naked today at blacks!
me - wtf? i have never seen anyone do that
my friend - at the nudist part mang.
me - oh~. i'll try it later when it gets warm.
by Korean surfer dude November 3, 2009
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Rebecca Black

Just another Youtube sensation: Rebecca Black can't sing (overabuse of auto-tune), looks retarded and is no lyrical genius at all, exactly what an internet sensation needs. She wakes up at 7 a.m., eats cereals and takes the car to school with her awesome 13-year-old friends. Famous for her lyrics which make just perfect sense:

"Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards..."

Later in the video, she throws a complete drugs-free party, probably the most childish party ever seen since 'One Time' by Justin Bieber.

The video has already been picked up by some huge Youtube-channels, like Ray William Johnson (mentioned it on Facebook) and clevverTV.

Strange enough, the video was uploaded on februari 10th, which was a thursday.. Her video is produced by ArkMusicFactory, and has hit over 15 million views so far, the number keeps increasing very fast.
Dude 1: "Yo dude, it's friday! Let's get down, partyin' partyin'"

Dude 2: "Wait, is it friday already?? So that means that yesterday was thursday, thursday, tomorrow is saturday, and sunday comes afterwards right?"

Dude 1: ...

Rebecca Black.
by Brent Vk April 3, 2011
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Rebecca Black

the genius that taught us about the day after thursday and the day before saturday.
normal person: this song makes me want to kick babies and not live until friday just so i don't have to hear rebecca black's stupid ass song pop up in my head.

rebecca black: gotta grab my bowl, gotta eat cereal blahblah fun fun fun fun party its friday friday.
by random rapping black guy April 5, 2011
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