Adam is a god
by m zNknksnKCNJKNKNJKCNQK March 03, 2020
Curly haired boy with a hidden little cute smile.
Makes stupid and funny jokes to make you laugh and light up your day.
Makes stupid and funny jokes to make you laugh and light up your day.
by Urbandragon🐉💖 May 15, 2023
by Jashca January 07, 2022
Adam
(n.)
A freak genetic anomaly who looks 25, thinks like a philosopher king, and considers daily showers an oppressive Western construct. Adam is the type of dude who can quote ancient Vedic texts and John Hughes film in the same breath — and somehow make both sound profound.
He’s a certified yogi, a detective by trade, and a soon-to-be published author who probably wrote half his cyberpunk novel while in a headstand, drinking 9.5 pH water, and judging you for eating non-organic Doritos.
Underneath the hyper-intellectual, stoic exterior lies an undercover empath — the kind who pretends not to care but probably remembers the name of your dead goldfish and how you felt about it.
Adam doesn’t forget names — even of the wildly forgettable. He doesn’t forget shit — except maybe the last time he showered. But that’s okay. His chi is balanced, his IQ is clinically off the charts, and he probably already forgave you for being less evolved.
(n.)
A freak genetic anomaly who looks 25, thinks like a philosopher king, and considers daily showers an oppressive Western construct. Adam is the type of dude who can quote ancient Vedic texts and John Hughes film in the same breath — and somehow make both sound profound.
He’s a certified yogi, a detective by trade, and a soon-to-be published author who probably wrote half his cyberpunk novel while in a headstand, drinking 9.5 pH water, and judging you for eating non-organic Doritos.
Underneath the hyper-intellectual, stoic exterior lies an undercover empath — the kind who pretends not to care but probably remembers the name of your dead goldfish and how you felt about it.
Adam doesn’t forget names — even of the wildly forgettable. He doesn’t forget shit — except maybe the last time he showered. But that’s okay. His chi is balanced, his IQ is clinically off the charts, and he probably already forgave you for being less evolved.
by Jay Monét June 20, 2025
Amazing best friend, British, Great singer, good looking and the one friend you will do anything for. A certified therapist that cures your depression in 1 week. I wish i met him before, but im glad i have this time with him
by Sam2782 December 11, 2023
A very hot and cute guy to one girl. If you like him he will ghost you at times, but he will talk to you and be nice if you don't be creepy lol. Only one girls ever likes him and the rest find him ugly.
Girl 1: omg is that Adam????
Girl 2: Ew he's ugly
Girl 1: No he's not his mullet is beautiful, so was his buzz!!!!!!
Girl 2: Ew he's ugly
Girl 1: No he's not his mullet is beautiful, so was his buzz!!!!!!
by That weird girl ;-; December 01, 2023