christian

Picture your dream boy in your mind right now. Your thinking of that boy and the boy looks exactly like (christian). A mother fucking sexy daddy. He has a 3 inch cock {big for his age} a thicccc booty and a charming smile. He lives anal sex and he drinks pineapple juice 24/7. Just ignore the fact that he’s a major virgin and that he can have multiple boners. He’s very good in the bed (sleeping). Very active, if you say cricket is active. Knows his was around the girls... wait nvm he’s a virgin. This dude gets no guys. Fuck off christian

Kaydence: I heard christian was good in bed
Abby: can’t be cause he’s a virgin

by katniss/socceegirl July 8, 2019

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Christian

Christian’s can be such rats sometimes. They may insult you or be mean from time to time but that’s just how he shows that you are very special to him.

Girl: OMG ITS CHRISTIAN RUN
Boy: don’t worry if he insults you, it’s cause he cares

by Crunchy boy November 21, 2019

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christian the hammah

one hammah 🥶

Christian the hammah

like ramp brah

by pinoyshinobi June 4, 2021

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Christian Roleplay

Christian roleplay is when one person gets tied up to a bed and the other person fucks their ass until they're about to nut. Before they nut, they pull out and nut under them so it doesn't count as sex.

Hey Elrad, wanna do Christian Roleplay?

As long as it doesn't count, yeah!

by UnathleticGerm#124032 February 22, 2024

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