turd in his pocket

bad attitude!!; someone appearing 'mad all the time'

(used by warren beatty in the film, 'mccabe and mrs. miller')

THAT "little jesus" has DEFINITELY got a turd in his pocket!

jeffs' new rottweiler has got a turd in his pocket

the police officer had a turd in his pocket!

by michael foolsley June 27, 2011

turds in your coffee

Having M&M's, Hershey Kisses, or any other small pieces of chocolate in a cup of coffee.

Hanna: Want some turds in your coffee?
Edith: Yummy! Of course.

by Happy Noodle Blacker September 05, 2006

turd ball

noun.
a peaceful, person. a person who wants peace, and peace only. with an acception of cheese, but only on occasions. turd ball, noun. -terduh-bawl-

"that maddie girl is one fine turd ball!"

"that turd ball walking down the street, thats my girl friend."

by madski21 May 28, 2008

trailor turd

a log-shaped piece of shit that came from a trailor or a a log-shaped piece of shit that came from a trailor park

"She's a trailor turd"
"That trailor turd kicked me out"

by MommaNic October 09, 2012

Turd Furgeson

A hulking man-child of the late 70's of African-American descent. Played in the NBA.

This Turd Ferguson character is a basketball wizard.

by Joey! December 12, 2003

Flaming whale turd

1. A flaming whale shit
2. A retard who stinks like shit
3. Something you say one can use to spread out a crowd

1. Is that a real flaming whale turd?
2. That flaming whale turd needs to take a shower a grow a brain
3. I swear i feel like throwing in a flaming whale turd to get this line moving.

by Dont_Ask May 26, 2010

Turd Degree Burn

When one eats vast amounts of hot spiced foods, but is burned badly the following day in the restroom.

John ate lots of hot spicey chicken wings last night, and felt the torture of Turd Degree Burn the next day in his bathroom.

by anonymous42432423 November 17, 2012