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turd burglar

The worlds greatest skateboarding crew from RADelaide, South Australia.

The Members are Frenzal, Ferret, Animal Chin, Nugget, Patty Holland and Clown.
Never Mind Carlisle Clique, here is the TURD BURGLARS
by *frenzal* March 30, 2005
mugGet the turd burglarmug.

turds in your coffee

Having M&M's, Hershey Kisses, or any other small pieces of chocolate in a cup of coffee.
Hanna: Want some turds in your coffee?
Edith: Yummy! Of course.
by Happy Noodle Blacker September 4, 2006
mugGet the turds in your coffeemug.

turd ball

noun.
a peaceful, person. a person who wants peace, and peace only. with an acception of cheese, but only on occasions. turd ball, noun. -terduh-bawl-
"that maddie girl is one fine turd ball!"

"that turd ball walking down the street, thats my girl friend."
by madski21 May 27, 2008
mugGet the turd ballmug.

trailor turd

a log-shaped piece of shit that came from a trailor or a a log-shaped piece of shit that came from a trailor park
"She's a trailor turd"
"That trailor turd kicked me out"
by MommaNic October 8, 2012
mugGet the trailor turdmug.

Turd Furgeson

A hulking man-child of the late 70's of African-American descent. Played in the NBA.
by Joey! December 11, 2003
mugGet the Turd Furgesonmug.

Toronto Turd Torpedo

when a guy takes his Girl friend out for a dirty dinner

( preferably something Mexican or fast food ) and later that night proceeds to have anal sex with her. Making sure he gets real deep covering his cock with as many turds as possible and right before ejaculation he pulls out and shoves his cock into her mouth projecting the turds from the cock to the back of her throat.
Guy1: wow... my girl friend really likes the Toronto turd Torpedo
Guy2: that sounds awesome , she must be a real special girl
by da golden finga August 16, 2011
mugGet the Toronto Turd Torpedomug.

Flaming whale turd

1. A flaming whale shit
2. A retard who stinks like shit
3. Something you say one can use to spread out a crowd
1. Is that a real flaming whale turd?
2. That flaming whale turd needs to take a shower a grow a brain
3. I swear i feel like throwing in a flaming whale turd to get this line moving.
by Dont_Ask May 26, 2010
mugGet the Flaming whale turdmug.

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