A short-lived surge of itch, prickling, and irritability that hits about 24–48 hours after a close shave, as stiff regrowing stubble and freshly sensitized skin team up to drive you into a slight frenzy. Typically lasts 1–4 days.
by TwistedBobbay August 29, 2025
Get the Beard Madnessmug. when someone is in the mc donalds drive through and they get so mad that they punch the ordering screen
person driving: what happened to the ordering screen
worker: oh that someone got mc mad and punched it
worker: oh that someone got mc mad and punched it
by idk kyle January 30, 2022
Get the mc madmug. 
When a girl lies about her ex/one night stand to her friends to try and embarrass him when her claims are usually 100% bullshit
Girl: you know dat Tyreese?
Friend: the one you hooked up with?
Girl: he got himself a babydick
Tyreese's friend: I hear you got you a babydick
Tyreese: hell no she got that mad cow disease fo sho
Friend: the one you hooked up with?
Girl: he got himself a babydick
Tyreese's friend: I hear you got you a babydick
Tyreese: hell no she got that mad cow disease fo sho
by Wengerbender May 1, 2014
Get the Mad cow diseasemug. Supa great gals who know how to party. They eat mad dick and drink mad cum. These gals whore it up all over town but everybody kinda loves them anyway. There grades are low but they r highhhhhh. You wish u were them u slutty ass bitch
by mad is pat July 7, 2017
Get the mad and pagmug. by LibrariesAndsuch March 12, 2014
Get the mad-cattingmug.