Sleep

The useless practice every night because science tells us to. The real truth is that sleep damages your brain. It slow down your brain causing pauses that can lead to memory loss. It also puts your body in paralysis and can lead to loss of feeling in places such as fingers and toes.

Sleep is useless

by Hdjsowjddioss January 15, 2023

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Ukrainian Sleeping Bag

A Ukrainian Sleeping Bag is a cozy and warm cocoon of love that is guaranteed to keep you snug as a bug in a rug, especially when you're getting down and dirty with a Ukrainian hottie. It's the perfect accessory for those cold winter nights when you're looking to cuddle up with a little bit of Eastern European warmth. Just make sure you're ready for some spicy shenanigans, because this sleeping bag is not for the faint of heart. #UkrainianHeat #SleepingBagShenanigans

I was freezing in my tent until I found a Ukrainian Sleeping Bag and now I'm toasty warm and ready for some Ukrainian heat.

by SomeShitPoster January 18, 2023

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soundless sleep

When someone ejaculates in another persons ear while they are sleeping

I had a girl over and made sure she had a soundless sleep

by WinterK January 19, 2023

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sleep-drunk

When you feel silly when you’re really tired.

“Billy, I told you to go to sleep and stop being sleep-drunk!”

by littelmittleshittle February 4, 2023

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Mine Feels The Most Right Because If I Hit You, I Will Myself That It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

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Sleep Hopping

(Noun)
The act of following a strict sleep schedule during the workweek (like waking up at 4–5 AM), then flipping the script on weekends by staying up late, sleeping in, and doing whatever — only to jump right back to the weekday grind. Causes Monday to feel like a hangover, even if no drinks were involved.

“Bro, I feel like trash every Monday.”
“That’s ‘cause you been sleep hopping all weekend, my guy.”

by Whoamiwhatamihowami March 28, 2025

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