Simp

“Did you hear those simps unbanning alinty after one day because she showed her fans; a lot of children and horny pre simps, one of her tits.”

by TECHNOCAIN April 28, 2020

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Simp

A person who is willing to do anything for someone, whether fictional or real.
A person who fawns/goes crazy over someone, whether fictional or real.
What you would call someone who does the things above.

I am a simp, and I am proud of it.
______ is becoming a simp...
So what if I simp for fictional anime men and K-pop idols?

by DisorientedWordNerd January 28, 2022

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Simp

A person who’s parents raised them right, they treat a girl respectfully and make sure they are happy in their relationship, or happy outside of a relationship. Simp is mostly used by kids who think they’re cool because they make their friends think they’ll treat a girl terribly, when in reality they would probably stutter when talking to one.

1: Bro I absolutely love my girlfriend
2: Wow what a simp

1: Nah I was just raised right to treat women respectfully

by PotatoPicker November 4, 2021

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Simp Whay

Verb. The art of investing hundreds of hours into an extremely liberal ethnic broad with the hopes of getting into the meat wallet years later.

Guy 1: “Bro I think i’m done talking to La’Nicolerion, she stinks and is jobless, and won’t shut up about the government needing to pay for everything”

Guy 2: “have you tried Simp Whaying her dude? Drive her around for a few months and talk to her for hours a day…she will be begging you for a kiss by this time next year, trust me.”

by BillCosbysBlackMeat August 13, 2023

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