turd burglar

The worlds greatest skateboarding crew from RADelaide, South Australia.

The Members are Frenzal, Ferret, Animal Chin, Nugget, Patty Holland and Clown.

Never Mind Carlisle Clique, here is the TURD BURGLARS

by *frenzal* March 30, 2005

turds in your coffee

Having M&M's, Hershey Kisses, or any other small pieces of chocolate in a cup of coffee.

Hanna: Want some turds in your coffee?
Edith: Yummy! Of course.

by Happy Noodle Blacker September 4, 2006

turd ball

noun.
a peaceful, person. a person who wants peace, and peace only. with an acception of cheese, but only on occasions. turd ball, noun. -terduh-bawl-

"that maddie girl is one fine turd ball!"

"that turd ball walking down the street, thats my girl friend."

by madski21 May 27, 2008

trailor turd

a log-shaped piece of shit that came from a trailor or a a log-shaped piece of shit that came from a trailor park

"She's a trailor turd"
"That trailor turd kicked me out"

by MommaNic October 8, 2012

Turd Furgeson

A hulking man-child of the late 70's of African-American descent. Played in the NBA.

This Turd Ferguson character is a basketball wizard.

by Joey! December 11, 2003

Flaming whale turd

1. A flaming whale shit
2. A retard who stinks like shit
3. Something you say one can use to spread out a crowd

1. Is that a real flaming whale turd?
2. That flaming whale turd needs to take a shower a grow a brain
3. I swear i feel like throwing in a flaming whale turd to get this line moving.

by Dont_Ask May 26, 2010

Turd Degree Burn

When one eats vast amounts of hot spiced foods, but is burned badly the following day in the restroom.

John ate lots of hot spicey chicken wings last night, and felt the torture of Turd Degree Burn the next day in his bathroom.

by anonymous42432423 November 20, 2012