turd burglar

The worlds greatest skateboarding crew from RADelaide, South Australia.

The Members are Frenzal, Ferret, Animal Chin, Nugget, Patty Holland and Clown.

Never Mind Carlisle Clique, here is the TURD BURGLARS

by *frenzal* March 30, 2005

turds in your coffee

Having M&M's, Hershey Kisses, or any other small pieces of chocolate in a cup of coffee.

Hanna: Want some turds in your coffee?
Edith: Yummy! Of course.

by Happy Noodle Blacker September 4, 2006

turd ball

noun.
a peaceful, person. a person who wants peace, and peace only. with an acception of cheese, but only on occasions. turd ball, noun. -terduh-bawl-

"that maddie girl is one fine turd ball!"

"that turd ball walking down the street, thats my girl friend."

by madski21 May 27, 2008

trailor turd

a log-shaped piece of shit that came from a trailor or a a log-shaped piece of shit that came from a trailor park

"She's a trailor turd"
"That trailor turd kicked me out"

by MommaNic October 8, 2012

Turd Furgeson

A hulking man-child of the late 70's of African-American descent. Played in the NBA.

This Turd Ferguson character is a basketball wizard.

by Joey! December 11, 2003

Turd Degree Burn

When one eats vast amounts of hot spiced foods, but is burned badly the following day in the restroom.

John ate lots of hot spicey chicken wings last night, and felt the torture of Turd Degree Burn the next day in his bathroom.

by anonymous42432423 November 20, 2012

Toronto Turd Torpedo

when a guy takes his Girl friend out for a dirty dinner

( preferably something Mexican or fast food ) and later that night proceeds to have anal sex with her. Making sure he gets real deep covering his cock with as many turds as possible and right before ejaculation he pulls out and shoves his cock into her mouth projecting the turds from the cock to the back of her throat.

Guy1: wow... my girl friend really likes the Toronto turd Torpedo
Guy2: that sounds awesome , she must be a real special girl

by da golden finga August 16, 2011